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Name: B
Location: Louisiana, United States
Birthday: 7/16/1960
Gender: Male
Interests: Swan petting, making smores, grooming stallions, letting my imagination run wild, making creme brule, and urinating in public bathrooms.
Expertise: Oh boy! I dont know where to start....Well one time I cut my self with a blade of grass. Im a genius. I eat dirt, but only when its washed. I have no friends except The Beautiful and Wonderful Mrs. Thames
Occupation: Student
Industry: Hospitality
Message: message me
AIM:  scho134
Member Since:
2/19/2005
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| WAKE UUUUUUP!!!!!!!!!
Do yo chain hang lo'?
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yah-i still check the Shmanga-on that note lemme give ya a run down of
what life has been like for the past last time i updated.....
Let's see....May 15 - i woke up and ate oatmeal. It was cinnamon. It
was good. I then proceeded to go back to bed. I wept. Not because i was
sad, but because i havent had a good weeping in a while and i didnt
want my tears to be dry or forget how to fall...
--this went on about a good 3 weeks--
Then it was time to go to college...My bags were packed, ready to go.
Just standing here outside my door. Then a mosquito bit me so I went
back in. But none-the-less----I called my people and said my goodbyes -
alotta people came over and it was, i have to say, the GRANDEST most
GLORIOUS leaving anyone could ask for. I got hugs and kisses and slaps
on my butt - one of my favorites - and it was a real good time - of
course i know others couldnt make it - my regards to you- im sure you
had importanter things to attend to-some of you i really dont know and
it would be creepy for you to show up at my home quaters to slap my
butt - appreciated, but creepy. Im glad to say i made a million last
minute memories in the weeks before i left - i was naked in my hottub
alot so thats always good - yes people were there but they told me they
didnt mind. I went to Florida and it was splendid - i saw many friends
there and met a couple - ok really just one really weird guy who wanted
weed but he had a frisbe so i couldnt resist. To throw the frisbe - not
to throw the weed you dumb head. Anyway i encountered others things too
but it didnt really help me out too much. I did some stupid things and
regret some of those things - like allowing my cell phone to play with
the dolphins and then upon recieving a new one, caving into its puppy
eyes to let it go hottubbing. So now i have a brick but its a sturdy
one and allows my to talk to people. And if you're wondering - yes i
miss you - well some of you - if your sitting there wondering ..."well
i dont know if he misses me" well then chances are its you that i dont
miss. but that can change...um ok on a non creepier note i know this
was long but just to let you guys know ill be back sooner than you can
say "Gosh-If Ben is not THE ugliest, most stupidest, and dumbest person
in the WORLD...no...the UNIVERSE....then my life is complete." haha
didnt see that one comin did ya? some of you are still trying to
understand it but thats ok i love you anyway. When i get back i expect
to see all of you for snow cones and kite flying as well as the
biggest, awesomest slumber party ever imagined-oh and there has to be
an exponential, galactic fire under the stars on my trampoline so ill
be ready and you need to be getting ready as well. My parents wont
probably like it but when has that ever stopped me? Yall can just like
sneak in my house or really sneak in my outside cause thats where the
stars are UNLESS...well we ALL know where we can also see
stars....thats another talk for kids 17+
Well thats about it so ill be needing some feedback as to whether this
is the most kick ace idea-which it is-and i hope to see you guys
sizzzoon.
For Always and Forever
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| Well time has passed only too quickly...college is now the cool thing to do...apparently leaving friends is too but you know what i say to that? I say punch it in the shtinkin face and hug everyone of your friends...i say the hell with three days left...go get a girlfriend...go talk to the quiet guy at school...go punch the douche bag at school...go tell one of your teachers you have a crush on them...go on a road trip ( if you know me you know im all about road trips and tunes) ( and also frozen treats)
Sorry about being not three of me for you guys but i think one is good enough
About the not writing in the xanga thing - i think im the only one making a new entry right now
well i love you...and you....and you over there...yah i see you - right there - no not him behind you but YOU - Yes thank you...you too....alright
Forever and For Always
Ben | | |
| Holla Molla like a Dolla!!! Red Leather Yellow Leather Red Leather
Yellow Leather Red Yellallelalla...Me and Ri man just keepin on keepin
on. Anyway its been something like a long time since i said hey to you
guys. As you all well know im officially a bachelorette. I can dance. i
love walks through my house...and i enjoy me some good Fredom. Not
freedom but Mrs. or Mr. Fredom. with some peanut butter. 31 and 32. Eat
a shoe. Do the dew. Make 7up yours. Galla zan babway instota khoi khoi.
RI man wants to say something........
"(thinking)...(remembering)....(Got it)....In order
to make THE perfect PB and J, your gonna have to grab the bread, and
open it up slowly. Now dont be shy and go for the end pieces, go for
the juicy middle pieces. Now walk briskly, briskly to the pantry. And
you TACKLE that jar of peanut butter like...like....like....like
uhhh...well...just tackle it. Now walk over...no...run to the fridge
and reach for da jelly, preferrably apple, if you have it, if not this
dream sandwich isnt for you. Now place everything perfectly on the
table. Quickly grap a nap. and unfold it where all four squares of the
nap are showing. Now onto the utensils. Look at your left hand and then
your right hand. Go grab a knife for the peanut butter and a spooooon
for the jelly. Now strategically spread the desireable and imaginable
amount of both onto those perfect slices of bread. Now pick it up and
bite down and ENJOY just conquering the American DREAM. Dont let hunger
happen to you. Over and Out. chikuhh Love Riley.
Well folks...that about wraps up this edition of Lady Marmalade soo
keep it long and keep it strong. Love Riley Filen and Ben Heiman.
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